The Amazing Race is Back!

I'm thinking I need to apply to be on the "Amazing Race."  I used to think I would like the challenge of "Survivor," but I don't think my swimsuit would fit in with all those bikinis.  I also know I would look downright pitiful in the skimpy clothes they need to fuzz out from time to time when they're racing and fighting.  Now, "The Amazing Race" on the other hand, I can do.  I can stay decently dressed, and use my wide array of skills to beat out the other contestants.  Notice I didn't say, "beat up" those other contestants.  I would need a partner.  Can you imagine doing the race with Bill?  He would do real well in the eating and biking contests, but anything to do with water and swimming, not so much.  It would be funny, as I think about an eating contest, and trying to get done as fast as you can with Bill eating at his pace, and wanting to finish everything on his plate (I'm laughing just thinking about it)!

 

 

 

Which one?