Kids Say the Darnest Things

Ok, so I'm back at work, and one of my classes was curious about my eye surgery...anything to get out of doing their work, I'm on to them.  Anyway, one student asked me if it hurt. Now wasn't that nice?  I told him I didn't feel a thing, and said they put numbing drops in my eye prior to the surgery.  He was so surprised.  He thought they stuck a needle into my eyeball...ouch, now that would hurt.